University Studies
In 1993, the University of Chester did a study to see why the head of
a man's penis was
larger than the shaft. After one year and £80,000.00, they concluded
that the reason the
head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure
during sex.
After the study was published, the University of Bangor
decided to do their own
study. After £250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that
the reason was to
give the woman more pleasure during sex.
The University of Liverpool, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted
their own study.
After 2 weeks and a cost of around £75.46, they concluded that it was
to keep a man's
hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.