The Jockey

[Rondy]

A jockey is riding the favourite at a Boxing day meeting he rounds the last bend in the lead when he is struck on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages
He composes himself and regains the lead only to be hit by A box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies,
Again he regains the lead and is struck by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding this totally distracts him and he only manages to finish second
He immediately went to the race stewards and complained that he had been seriously hampered.

[bookbinder]

Groanworthy!

[davebro]

Seen that been there got the T shirt - new material please!

[William51]

That knocked his race win on the head!.

[Hopkirk]

One of your better offerings. Good one.

[jno]

nice one

[Patsy33]

Lol!
What ever happened to the Galloping Gourmet?..