Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I've been trying to talk to my fish about his feelings, but he's being a little koi.

[emmie]

is that a trout pout i can see,

[emmie]

or are you just plaiced to see me...

[1ozzy]

Carp on,,

[murraymints]

hmmm..coat !!

[DTCwordfan]

the sole offering of the day, I suppose- I guess someone will be hooked by it.

[Bazile]

Perhaps he's not herring what you're saying

[Bazile]

Do persist

It's not advisable to skate around the issue

[Bazile]

Is he the one you said lives in Dover and is your Sole mate .?

[emmie]

bet your floundering with all these jokes....

[DTCwordfan]

I went to buy a pufferfish yesterday but the price was way, way too high. I asked why and was curtly told, 'Inflation'.

There are two piranhas in a tank
No-one told them how to drive it

[Bazile]

^^^There are two piranhas in a tank .

One said to the other - ''how do you drive this thing ?''

sorry

[Bazile]

Stop walking your fish past fish n chip shops

[10ClarionSt]

It would seem you've caught everyone hook, line and sinker, Hopkirk.

[Patsy33]

Perhaps he feels gill-ty about something..

[Chipchopper]

These jokes are off the scale