Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck - you're drunk.
Ducks don't talk.

[davebro]

Donald does!

[emmie]

you have to be daffy to laugh at this.

[DTCwordfan]

You must be a doctor to come up with an observation like this, what they call in the trade as a quack.

[Chipchopper]

I saw that duck spying on me through the window.
It was a Peking duck.

[davebro]

would be a bit fishy if it was a Bombay Duck

[Patsy33]

Everyone knows they speak Portu-geese.
Waddle you come up with next?!.

[Ken4155]

Eider thought you could do better than that, Hoppy. Your jokes are slipping down the scale.

[Spicerack]

Wait till you see the bar bill.