New Boyfriend

[Hymie]

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They're appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl's mom says, ‘Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy.'

‘Oh, please, Mum’ says the daughter ’If he wasn't nice, would he be doing 150 hours of community service?’

[Hopkirk]

She also said he went to a good school - it was approved.