Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I spent the last three days alone trying to learn escapology.
I need to get out more.

[Chipchopper]

I just can't contain myself

[Bazile]

Who do ni think you
are ?

Houdini ?

[Bazile]

I was gonna ROPE you in as the entertainment for my son's bar mitzvah party .

However I've been told you're KNOT the right type of comedian

[mallyh]

i've tied myself up in knots trying to think of a reply x

[Bazile]

Ta

[jno]

you're bound to find a way.