Dad Joke Of The Day

Hopkirk | 07:02 Thu 08th Dec 2022 | Jokes

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So she phones me last night, and says “Come on over, no one’s home!”
Well I shot round, but when I got there, there was no one home.

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mallyh

well that was an empty promise x

She's giving you the 'come-on'.

Well, it could have been worse if she lived in a lighthouse.

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