Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me before he kicked the bucket.

He looked me in the eyes and said, “Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

[Patsy33]

This joke is beyond the pail..

[Chipchopper]

I think you should've told him it was full of cement

[Ken4155]

Sounds like your dad didn't quite understand the concept of the 'Bucket List'.

[Hopkirk]

He was a man who liked to get things done. He wasn't the sort to kick a can down the road.

[weecalf]

Easier to kick a bunch of flowers Bouquet