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[Rondy]

Wife...I'm desperately looking for a rental property for us.

Estate agent.. I've got just one left, two bedrooms with a bathroom 5 miles from the city centre..

Wife... I'll leave that, we're looking for one with a closer bathroom.
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My ex said ‘I don’t know why you divorced me. I was your rock’.

I replied, ‘Exactly. You sat there all day and never moved’
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I was excited when taking the farm job to learn that 9pm every evening was chicken dinner time.

Not so thrilled now, being out in the cold every night feeding them.
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