Road rules0 min ago
Pound Shop
I went into a bakers yesterday.
"How much for a big doughnut?" I asked..
"A paand" says yer man.
"OK so. How much for this cream cake" I asked.
"A paand" says he.
And so on, and so forth.
"OK", says I "so everything in the shop's a pound then".
"Yes".
"Alright, I'll have a slice of this cake here, then" says I.
"Right you are me old son, that'll be two paaand", says he.
"Hang on a mo", says I, "I thought you said everything was a pound!"
"Ahh, but this is my-dearer-cake!!"
"How much for a big doughnut?" I asked..
"A paand" says yer man.
"OK so. How much for this cream cake" I asked.
"A paand" says he.
And so on, and so forth.
"OK", says I "so everything in the shop's a pound then".
"Yes".
"Alright, I'll have a slice of this cake here, then" says I.
"Right you are me old son, that'll be two paaand", says he.
"Hang on a mo", says I, "I thought you said everything was a pound!"
"Ahh, but this is my-dearer-cake!!"
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