Late From School

[Rondy]

Nigel was sitting in class one day when the teacher asked the class:

"Who caused the walls of Jericho to collapse?"

Nigel instantly replied :

"It wasn't me miss!"

Teacher said:

"Stay behind after class you cheeky young idiot you!"

Much later than usual, Nigel two gets home and his mother Sharon asks him why he's so late home.

"Because" said Nigel "The teacher asked who destroyed the walls of Jericho and I said that it wasn't me".

Next day, his mother goes to school to see the teacher.

"Why did you keep my son late after school yesterday?" she demanded.

"Because" said the teacher "when I asked him who had destroyed the walls of Jericho he cheekily replied that it wasn't him"

Sharon gets angry and says:

"Look here missus, If he say's he didn't do it, then he didn't do it, so there!!"

[Gramps82]

And the joke goes on to say: the teacher took the boy to the headmaster and said 'I asked him who destroyed the walls of Jericho, and he said it wasn't him. What are you going to do about it'?
And the head replied 'lets keep this quiet and I will see if there is enough money in the school budget to get it repaired'.