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[Rondy]

I know a guy who preforms circumcisions.
He told me the pay isn't great, but he gets to keep the tips.
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My clone used such foul language I pushed it over the edge of a cliff.
I got charged with making an obscene clone fall.
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I was stacking washing powder on the shelf in the supermarket and my new girlfriend walked by and said: “I thought you said you were a stunt pilot”.
I replied: “No, I said I’m a member of the Ariel display team."
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My wife and I were stuck in traffic.
Frustrated, I looked at her and said: “I’m turning round.”
She replied: “I know - stop eating so many burgers.”
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[Canary42]

How do you preform a circumcision ?

[jno]

with a dry run, Canary.

[Patsy33]

Good ones! :-))

[Canary42]

;-))