Did I Read That Sign Right?

[Hazlinny]

Sillies sent from a friend.

On toilet door: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

In a store: Would the person who stole the step-ladder yesterday, please return it or further steps will be taken.

In the office kitchen: After tea-break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

Outside a second-hand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife/husband along and get a wonderful bargain?

On a field gate: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free but the bull charges.

[Patsy33]

:-))

[zebo]

There was one a long time ago from a Church, back in the days of kettles boiled on t'hob, it was asking the Ladies not to put hot bottoms on the plastic worktops after Sunday coffee.

[brian j john]

Poster in work,

Budgies for sale.
Going cheap