That's Me.

[Rondy]

Today I bought myself some sensible walking boots, a new ordnance map, a nice hand carved walking stick and a rucksack.
Then I went up to the Peak District, walked about five miles, stopped, sat on a stone and opened my flask of coffee and had a cup.
Then I walked a further five miles and stopped to eat my sandwiches and then I....
Oh sorry, I'm rambling!
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That's the second time I've evicted the unwelcome distant relative.
In fact He's my cousin twice removed.
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I've been having real problems with nuisance phone calls today.
The most common one is: "You said you'd be home from the pub three hours ago!"
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My housemates reckon our house is haunted but I've lived here for 235 years and not noticed anything strange.
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[Patsy33]

Love 'em! :-))