Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I bought a boat because it was for sail

[Chipchopper]

I like the cut of your jib

[Bazile]

Did you get into a row over the price

[piggynose]

Don't talk wet!

[Ken4155]

I sea what you did there, Hoppy. You mast have dug deep for that one.

[piggynose]

Oar you could've hired it for the day!

[drmorgans]

Wholesale?

[zebo]

Hope the rig's still running and your keep the sheets clean.

[Patsy33]

You splashed out, then!..

[Ken4155]

Do you intend to sail it on hot sunny days? I can just imagine you, taking off your skipper's hat and mopping your 'prow', as you take a long drag on a 'Capstan' full strength. Have to mind you don't 'keel' over, though, in the heat, you might bang your 'head'.

[Arksided]

^ that's' a bit long winded

[Canary42]

That wasn't wherry wise !