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I got arrested for stealing a complete set of encyclopedias.
I said to the police, "Hang on, I can explain everything!"
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In mediaeval times, horses that died in battle were taken to the taxidermist.
It was the stuff of knight mares.
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My old school was next door to the Tate & Lyle sugar refinery.
Every time I climbed over the wall between them, I got the cane.
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My wife just started a new tropical diet.
There’s enough stuff in the house to make a mango crazy!
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"I'm leaving on that midnight train to Georgia…"
"Gladys Knight?"
"Actually, I'd rather it was in the morning."
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I said to the police, "Hang on, I can explain everything!"
___
In mediaeval times, horses that died in battle were taken to the taxidermist.
It was the stuff of knight mares.
___
My old school was next door to the Tate & Lyle sugar refinery.
Every time I climbed over the wall between them, I got the cane.
___
My wife just started a new tropical diet.
There’s enough stuff in the house to make a mango crazy!
___
"I'm leaving on that midnight train to Georgia…"
"Gladys Knight?"
"Actually, I'd rather it was in the morning."
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