Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I got a job at a chess piece factory.

I was really happy there until they put me on knights.

[Chipchopper]

We're all just pawns in the game, time to make a move ;-)

[Ken4155]

I heard you got the sack for bashing the bishop, Hoppy.

[Bazile]

How long were you a rookie there ?

[Hopkirk]

I was trying to keep that quiet Ken. Thanks mate.

[Ken4155]

You could have had a very chequered career, Hoppy, if only you had realised, not everything is black and white.

[Patsy33]

You seem a bit jumpy

[brian j john]

Are you paid by Cheque mate