My Dream

[Rondy]

I had a strange dream last night! I met a girl in a pub, and found out she was a mermaid! She was really beautiful. Long blonde hair, a lovely face and her vital statistics were 36-24-£2.50 a Kilo!

[Ken4155]

Pollocks, i don't b eel ieve you.

[bhg481]

Yes, he's definitely codding us - you can't get fish anywhere for £2.50 a kilo.

[Bazile]

Rondy is always scaling the heights to fish out these jokes

[Ken4155]

Rondy, i'll bet you hake it when folk reply to your jokes with puns they believe to be funnier. Don't trout your lips and sulk, though, just let it skate over you and, mark my words, you'll sea we'd soon stop doing it.

[bhg481]

Get back in your plaice, Ken. Baz and I will make rubbish puns if we want.

[Ken4155]

It's all hunky-dory with me whoever hakes the puns, bhg. No need to crab about it. Clam it or you'll be herring from my friend, Al Caprawn, that well-known and much-feared boss of Chicago's Lobsters. Then you'll be 'swimming with the fishes'. Carpice?

[bhg481]

Well, that puts me in my plaice, Ken. I cede to your superior punning ability.

[Ken4155]

Name-dropping Al Caprawn usually works:-))

[Peter Pedant]

oh pull the other flipper !

yes very good

[Hopkirk]

That's quite a tail.