Are You Ready

[Hopkirk]

for the alert?

[Hopkirk]

I meant this to go in chatterbank

[Hopkirk]

Did I get the wrong day?

[bookbinder]

Do you mean the mobile phone alert?

[Hopkirk]

Yes. I thought it was 3pm today.

[davebro]

on the 23rd I read

[bookbinder]

This one?
https://www.bing.com/news/search?q=Mobile+Phone+Alert+23rd+April&qpvt=mobile+phone+alert+23rd+april&FORM=EWRE

[bhg481]

Perhaps you meant it to go in next week, Hoppy.

[Hopkirk]

OK, I was a bit premature.

[bookbinder]

I - erm - don't think that the word 'alert' is quite appropriate for this post. There seems to be a lack of - er - alertness.

[brian j john]

There are 2 live premier league games with a 2pm kick off. I'll be watching sky sports for it

[Chipchopper]

Be Alert - the world needs more lerts !

[Old_Geezer]

No, right section. Another government bad joke.

[William51]

No, and a do not want the alert either !.