The Boyfriend

[Rondy]

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mum says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mum!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

[Hopkirk]

He went to a good school.
It was approved.