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[Rondy]

I bought a deep-fat fryer off ebay.
It was described as 'Used, but in very good condition'.
When it arrived, it had a chip in it!
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I was in my car driving back from work when a police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window.
I said, "One minute, l'm on the phone."
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It must be difficult to proof-read a blood test report, given the potential number of type O’s.
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