Honeymoon

[Rondy]

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch:
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her?
He replied. "It's Lent."
In tears, she sobbed. "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Who did you lend it to and for how long?"