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maggiebee | 14:27 Sun 18th Jun 2023 | Jokes
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A minister decided to do something a little different.
He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever Hymn that comes to your mind."

The minister shouted out "CROSS."
Immediately, the congregation started singing in unison, 'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'

The minister hollered out "GRACE."
The congregation began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound..'
The minister said "POWER."
The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

The minister said "SEX."
The congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock, they all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing ........
'MEMORIES.'
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