On Holiday

[Rondy]

A guest on holiday in Jamaica rings down to the hotel reception. "May I help you?" the clerk asks. "Yes," the man says. "I'm in room 858, you need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she's threatening to jump out of the window."
The receptionist says: "I'm sorry sir but that's a personal matter."
The man replies: "Listen you idiot, the window won't open and that's a maintenance matter."