And There's More

[Rondy]

Yesterday my brother accidentally swallowed some weed killer.
Fortunately he saw the fungicide.
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My wife just confessed that she broke my favourite lamp.
I don’t think I’ll be able to look at her in the same light ever again.
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I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?'
I said 'Not at all'.
He said 'Kiss?'
I said 'Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel'.
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My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger...
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised she wanted to rent out her spare room!
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Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe!
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My pal Harry Vaderchy has been having problems making friends when in Italy.
He tells them his name and they just walk away.
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