There's More

[Rondy]

A primary school teacher in Glasgow asked the class, "Can anybody name a sport that starts with a 'T'?"
Wee Billy said, "Yes. Golf."
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People get annoyed with me when I read over their shoulder on the train, which is a shame as I have a lovely voice.
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I opened the kitchen cupboard last night to find all my cups and saucers gambling.
I told them "It's a mugs game!"
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A new ice cream shop has opened in Palestine.
Walls of Jericho.
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