Here's More

[Rondy]

A friend of mine always refused to use anyone else's laptop, ipad or smartphone.
So in the end we left him to his own devices.
___

I went to a mulch seminar .
The presenter covered a lot of ground.
___

A history professor and a psychology professor were sitting on a deck at a nudist colony.
The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?"
The psychology professor replied, "Yes, I think they are from the wicker chairs."
___

I've created a totally new flavour crisp.
If it's successful, I'll make a packet.
___

My robot friend always wondered why his family ran on DC current, but he ran on AC.
Until one day he found out he was adapted.
___

Got kicked out the pub by the barman for wrapping bandages round my beer.
He said 'you've been nursing that pint all night'!
___