I've just been stung by a wasp and the doctor advised me to put some ointment on it.
But I think it'll be miles away by now!
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Just bought an answering machine.
But I don't know what should I ask it?
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I was walking past the undertakers and noticed them moving a coffin from vehicle to vehicle several times.
I asked if they do this for every funeral.
They told me no, they were just rehearsing.
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