There's More

[Rondy]

Did you know that it's now been proven that pets that chew your furniture have a suite tooth!
___

At Ornithology Club we always have someone do a ‘show & tell’ of their pet birds.
Next week it’s my tern.
___

I saw a man spill Scrabble tiles all over the pavement.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
___

My mate just phoned to tell me he had changed his name to spinal column.
"Can I call you back?" I asked.
___

Which celebrity s always read to eat cereal?
I don't know!
Reece With her spoon!
___

[Hopkirk]

Yes, you are getting better and better.

I particularly like the spinal column one.

[bobbinwales]

Liked 1,2 3- i'll try to remember them.

I know I'm sounding a bit like another poster but 4 is too fat fetched for me- why would anyone be called 'spinal column'

For the cereal one- do you mean READY?

[Hopkirk]

Oh Bob.

Have you never heard of Reece Witherspoon?

[Old_Geezer]

Yeah, but the lead up says "read".