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[Rondy]

I heard this outside Tesco this morning:

I was in line for the ATM, I overheard:
[Person 1]: Blimey, I don't get it..
[Person 2]: What's wrong?
[Person 1]: My card wont work.
[Person 2]: Did anything happen to it?
[Person 1]: I don't think so... It wasn't working very well for a while, so I rubbed the strip on the back with a magnet to recharge it... Now it isn't working at all!
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When my wife was in labour I read her jokes to distract her from the pain.
She didn't seem amused...
It must have been the delivery!
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My wife made me a Victoria sponge the other day and I couldn’t believe how light it was.
Then again it was only 2pm.
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One of my biggest problems is blaming other people for my faults.
I get that from my father.
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