Divorce

[Rondy]

A recent study has revealed that 58% of marriages end in misery.
The other 42% end in divorce.
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I divorced my cross-eyed wife.
We didn’t see eye to eye.
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Judge: “On what grounds do you want a divorce?”
Husband: “My wife is out all night, every night! From bar to bar, almost visits all the bars and pubs in town every day!”
Judge: “You mean to say she’s severely alcoholic and cheats on you everyday?”
Husband: “No, She’s out looking for me!”
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My wife divorced me so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
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