Will Blasphemy Laws Be Reintroduced?
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I've got two albums to listen to tonight, one by The Jam and the other by Cream.
I just don't know which one to put on first!
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The mutant World Cup final will be played over 3 legs.
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I was at a funeral yesterday when I asked the priest for the WiFi code.
He shouted, "Have some respect for the dead."
I said, "Is that all in lower case?"
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I remember my first date with my wife, we went to the airport.
Then things just sort of took off from there..
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If I win the lottery I will make sure nobody around me is poor.
I will move to a richer neighbourhood.
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