Gutted

[Chipchopper]

My wife ran off with the plumber.

It's left me feeling drained 🙄

[10ClarionSt]

You'll soon get it out of your cistern.

[1ozzy]

Did she look flushed?

[Chipchopper]

Well guys, she was an old boiler anyway

[Patsy33]

How did he tap her up?

They're just living in a pipe dream...

[vulcan42]

was it a bit of a wrench when the wench went?