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[Rondy]

I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try.

I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer, which was dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order.

"Just a minute!" I said. "Those aren't fat-free."

"Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes . . . the fat is free!"
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ELO getting on the conservation bandwagon and renaming themselves the
Solar Light Orchestra.
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I was walking past the church on Sunday morning when the vicar shouted at me, "Love your neighbour."
I shouted back, "Me too, cracking pair of thruppenies!"
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[William51]

Not your best. But OK.