And There's More

[Rondy]

Billy and John were given a toboggan for their birthday. After they had been out playing in the snow, Billy was in tears.
“Now, John,” said his father, “I told you to let Billy use the toboggan half the time.”
 “And I did,” said Billy; “I had it going down, and he had it going up.”

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Just sold a very old bottle of Tippex to a Chinese guy.

Told him it was a correctors item!

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I had my wallet stolen by a little Swiss mountain girl but luckily I was able to pick her out in a Heidi parade.

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[Ken4155]

Love the 2nd one, Rondy🤣

[piggynose]

Ooh that reminds me I've got a dental appointment today with a Chinese dentist, it's at tooth hurty!

[Khandro]

So do I, but shouldn't he be Japanese?

[Canary42]

I think it should be John speaking the punch line, otherwise it doesn't seem very funny.