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Did you know that when you pass on, the last things that stop working are your eyes?
That's because the eyes die late...
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Dear Ghosts:
If you can move things around and flicker the lights; you can use a mop.
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A lady in a travel agents asked a member of staff if they had any good holidays in Belgium.
"Antwerp?"
"No, he's not coming."
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I had a dog called Minton
Who had a habit of eating shuttlecocks
Bad Minton.
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