And There's More

[Rondy]

I am comforted by porcelain gnomes. In a way they're like my garden angels.
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The UK economy is so bad that :If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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Another new Illness to watch out for ...
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"So, what's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"And what the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I just can't see my *** coming into work today."
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