If You Had A Twin, But Didn't Realise...
Family Life11 mins ago
My Chinese friend says he has opened a crows shop.
I said, "Don't you mean clothes shop?"
He said, "No, come and take a rook!"
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I'm currently on a restaurant date with a female boxer.
She's going for the ribs.
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We were doing a walk across the desert for charity and one of our party turned up carrying a car door?
"Why have you brought that along?"
"If I get hot I can wind the window down"
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Does anyone else remember the old Soviet snooker player?
Inov the red.
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