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[Rondy]

Teacher: I set the class an essay to write about 'My Dog'.
Johnny: Yes sir!
Teacher: Well I think you cheated!
Johnny: No Sir!
Teacher: Then how come your story is word for word the same as your brother's?
Johnny: It's the same dog!!
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My wife has just rang me and said if I'm not home in 20 minutes she's giving my dinner to the dog
That poor dog he's done nothing to deserve that.
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Went to see a UB40 tribute act called WD40 last night.
They were a bit rusty at first but got better as the night wore on.
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I know this is hard to believe. A recent survey indicates that a smartphone is the number one hand held device among men.
The penis has slumped into second place.
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Went out for a Christmas dinner last night. A serviette started to dance, and then sang ‘White Christmas.’ Turned out to be Napkin Cole .
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