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[Rondy]

I‘m moving to Greece, should I take my Sky dish with me or just smash it on the floor?
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Went to the Dr the other day because I’ve started growing a tail,my feet are forming into trotters,I can’t get enough mud and I keep oinking
Turns out I got Porkinson’s disease.
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I've had a friend request on Facebook from a woman that keeps snakes 🐍
I'm not sure whether I should
"Adder"
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[Ken4155]

I'd give her a missssssssssssssssssss, Rondy. I've heard she's a liar - speaks with a forked tongue, apparently.

[Patsy33]

Thanks for the smiles..😃