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Rondy | 07:23 Sun 26th Nov 2023 | Jokes
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Last Christmas I got my wife some I speak your weight scales.
She got on them & it said "1 person at a time"

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Do I like to make maths-related jokes?
Sum times.

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Police were suspicious when the glove puppet robbed a bank.
They thought someone else had a hand in it.

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I told my anesthesiologist, girlfriend “Don’t leave me!”
That’s when she said it was time to start sedating other people.

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My wife's so fed up with my Elton John impressions that she's asked me to leave.
So I'm going to stay with Daniel, my brother, who's older than me.

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Wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Cher.
If I could turn back time!

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