Film, Media & TV0 min ago
Last Christmas I got my wife some I speak your weight scales.
She got on them & it said "1 person at a time"
Do I like to make maths-related jokes?
Police were suspicious when the glove puppet robbed a bank.
They thought someone else had a hand in it.
I told my anesthesiologist, girlfriend “Don’t leave me!”
That’s when she said it was time to start sedating other people.
My wife's so fed up with my Elton John impressions that she's asked me to leave.
So I'm going to stay with Daniel, my brother, who's older than me.
Wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Cher.
If I could turn back time!
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