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I was going to cook a surprise Korean meal for the wife today.
But someone let the cat out of the bag!
Went to see a fortune teller last week and she told me a lot of money would be coming my way. Walked outside and got hit by a securicor van!
Just watched a film about a killer teabag.
Surprised it was only given a PG rating!
Wife told me to stop acting like a Flamingo....
So I had to put my foot down!
A Arab is going around buying all the Fish and Chip shops..........
His name is Sultan Vinegar!
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