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My boss said to me: "Why do you come out in a rash when I give you your wages?"
I said: "It's because I'm allergic to peanuts!"
Stupid driver next to me is putting on makeup!
I was so shocked I almost dropped my razor into my coffee..
Don't eat barbecued parrot
It don't half repeat on you.
Our car only works every other day ....
I think there's a problem with the alternator.
When marrying pay attention to your wife's name.
If she's called Alexa she'll always have an answer.
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