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[Rondy]

When a recipe tells you to separate 2 eggs, how far is acceptable?
I've just put one on a train to Aberdeen.

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There are 3 fish that start and end with the letter K.
Killer Shark.
Kippered Haddock.
Kilmarnock (it’s a plaice in Scotland)

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I screwed my best mate's wife and now I feel awful...
I Reckon she's given me her cold!

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The wife told me I am terrible in bed.
I replied it is unfair to judge someone after one minute!

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I entered a bus, a woman and her 7-year old son were sitting beside me in the bus. It was raining and all the twilight girls (Prost!tutes) were standing by the roadside.
The boy asked; “Mummy, what are all those women doing?”
His Mother replied; “They are waiting
for their husbands to come back from work."
The bus driver turned around and said;
“Why don’t you tell him the truth?
Little boy, they are prost!tutes. They sleep with men for money.”
The boy’s eyes got wide and asked; “Mummy
is that true?”
His mother, glaring hard at the driver replied; “Yes.”
After a few minutes, the boy asked; “Mummy, what happens to the babies those women have?"
She replied; “Most of them become bus
drivers."

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[Patsy33]

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[zebo]

My uncle used to ask me for the three cinemas in town beginning with T.

Th'Empire

Th'Ippodrome

Th'Odeon