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[Rondy]

Last night I told my wife I was feeling horny.
"Well, we can soon sort that out", she said with a wink, and slowly undressed.
flip me, she was right...
I stopped feeling horny immediately!

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I was walking with my wife today when a group of blokes on a building site started shouting things like "She's a pig mate" & "My dog wouldn't lick her face!"
I looked at her and said I'm not fliping having this.
So I quickly crossed the road & pretended I was waiting for a bus!

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Day 284 without sex.
Just been jogging in flip-flops to remember the sound!

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I suggested to my wife we go to the pub separately to relive our first date.
So she walked over to me at the bar and asked, "Can I buy you a drink handsome?"
I replied, "Get lost, I'm not falling for that again!"

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I’ve just had THE best takeaway food EVER.
I’ve told the owner I’m going to mention him on Chip Advisor.

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[Patsy33]

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