And There's More

[Rondy]

Both my mates are called William Hill - what are the odds!

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I asked a librarian if they had any books on 'Different noise levels'.
The librarian said: "Sure!! What volume would you like?"

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Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver.

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My wife is the double of Kylie Minogue…
Kylie is 8 stone my wife is 16 stone!

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I’m not the man my Wife married 15 years ago, he was called Dave.

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Two bedbugs fell in love and got engaged.
They're getting married in the spring.

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My wife said to me, "We just ate, why are you making pancakes?"
I said, "They're for the dogs."
She asked, "Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?"
I said, "Because they don't know how."

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It’s nil nil at half time at the local undertakers charity football match.
If things are going to change we need to see more bodies inside the box.

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[Old_Geezer]

They weren't bad.

[Patsy33]

Soo funny!..😅