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[Rondy]

If I had 50p for every maths exam I've failed,
I'd have £3.74 now.

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I can put up with most things from my work-mates; but stealing my digestives?
That just takes the biscuit.

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I was in a lift when this fella came in and bet me £10 that I didn’t know how to operate it.
So I took him up on it.

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New korean car on the market but they have been trouble with it,it keeps going one way then another
and doing u turns unexpectedly,its the Kia starmer.

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I left the kids at home and took my wife for a walk down by the bends in the river.
No one else, just meander.

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You always hear that the most dangerous job in the world is bomb disposal expert.
And yet you never hear a mention of the bomb disposal amateur.

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[Patsy33]

😁

[William51]

😂  Good.