And There's More

[Rondy]

News just in….Three cliff walkers have fallen to their deaths! What are the chances of them all having the same name?

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I was kissing my girlfriend on the sofa the other night and she says to me, "Let's take this upstairs"
I said, "Yeah OK"
"How we gonna do this? You take one end and I'll take the other?"

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When you find a good wife you not only get a best friend and companion, you also receive a
Driving Instructor for LIFE!

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I got an old Elvis record down the market, called ‘Wooden Leg’,
I said to the bloke:
“I thought it was ‘wooden heart?”
He said: “well, yes, but this is a pirate copy”

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I give you words of Ancient Chinese Wisdom. Confucius says crosseyed teachers cannot control their pupils.

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Man discovers his girlfriend is really a ghost.
"I had my suspicions when she walked through the door..."

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[Patsy33]

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Like the wooden leg one!

[retrocop]

Cross eyed teachers tickled me.