And There's More

[Rondy]

I was driving down the road this morning when I suddenly disappeared into a portion of sour cream and chive.
I didn't see the dip in the road.

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I've just got back from the doctors.
He said I've got to have an earring made.
What a strange thing to say.

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I just got a job at the magazine: 'U-Boat Monthly'.
I'm the new sub editor.

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I often get a "Yes!" when women catch sight of me.
But it's usually followed by, "That's him, officer."

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More Great news from Paris.
Congratulations to Ron Seal for getting the Gold Medal in the Fencing.

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Saw my doctor today, he said "What's the problem?"
I said "I keep feeling like I'm an ocean"
He said, "Can you be more pacific?"

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More good news from the Paris Olympics.
I've got into the Final group of six contestants in the Side ways Glancing competition....
I'm Not Looking Forward To it.

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I went for meal with a load of electricians last night.
None of them wanted starters they just went straight for the mains.

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My Grandfather told us he invented the Ventriloquist Doll.
When I say 'invented' he had a hand in it.

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[Hopkirk]

You're getting better Rondy